Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Eerie Prescience of the Elite Liberal Media

Have you heard this new movie, the Batman movie, what is it, The Dark Knight Lights Up or whatever the name is. That's right, Dark Knight Rises. Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in The Dark Knight Rises is named Bane, B-a-n-e. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran and around which there's now this make-believe controversy? Bain. The movie has been in the works for a long time. The release date's been known, summer 2012 for a long time. Do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named Bane?

So Rush Limbaugh speculated on his July 17, 2012 broadcast. Bane first appeared in the comic in 1993, broke Batman's back in 1997, and appeared repeatedly in the animated series, video games and the 1997 Batman & Robin (Although forgetting anything you ever knew about that one is understandable. I wish I could.)

So, it would appear that the best and simplest explanation of the above is that liberals are so reckless in their pursuit of victory in this election that they would violate causality itself. Just as they did when they planted the Obama birth announcements in both Honolulu newspapers in 1961.

1 comment:

Les Berkley said...

Stop it with the facts already. This is POLITICS. It is almost as important as FOOTBALL!