Eowyn: So. You've been in this campaign for 3,000 years. And, in a continent with at least five nonhuman races, plus undead, plus nonhuman wizards, plus women, you still think that "No living man may hinder me " has you covered.
I can see why Sauron gave you a ring of power. You were perfect. I'll bet you didn't even read the User Agreement.
I saw that twitch. You didn't, did you?
That prophesy. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Also, I know something you don't know.
You make me laugh. Not in a good way, you miserable noncorporeal wraith. But at least it will cheer up the hobbit.
Oh. Right. That's another thing you don't know.