Wednesday, February 05, 2014

"No Living Man May Hinder Me."

Eowyn: So. You've been in this campaign for 3,000 years. And, in a continent with at least five nonhuman races, plus undead, plus nonhuman wizards, plus women, you still think that "No living man may hinder me " has you covered.

I can see why Sauron gave you a ring of power. You were perfect. I'll bet you didn't even read the User Agreement.

I saw that twitch. You didn't, did you?

That prophesy. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Also, I know something you don't know.

You make me laugh. Not in a good way, you miserable noncorporeal wraith. But at least it will cheer up the hobbit.

Oh. Right. That's another thing you don't know.

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