Saturday, October 29, 2011
Friday, October 28, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
My Pitches for a Less Stupid Edward de Vere Movie
#1: Edward de Vere wrote the plays attributed to Shakespeare. Also, he's a vampire.
#2: Edward de Vere wrote the plays attributed to Shakespeare as part of an unspeakable Dalek plot to unravel the very fabric of time and space itself if not reversed with much running and exclamations of "Don't you see? Marlowe has had his throat cut! The Christopher Marlowe of our continuum was stabbed above the right eye and died instantly six years ago!" and "Who are you and what have you done with the real Queen Elizabeth?" followed by more running.
#2: Edward de Vere wrote the plays attributed to Shakespeare as part of an unspeakable Dalek plot to unravel the very fabric of time and space itself if not reversed with much running and exclamations of "Don't you see? Marlowe has had his throat cut! The Christopher Marlowe of our continuum was stabbed above the right eye and died instantly six years ago!" and "Who are you and what have you done with the real Queen Elizabeth?" followed by more running.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Anonymous: Zombie Edward de Vere Wrote Macbeth and The Tempest
After his death in 1604.
"Tomorrrrrrrow and tomorrrrrrow and tomorrrrrrow.....rrrrr.......brrrrains....."
"Tomorrrrrrrow and tomorrrrrrow and tomorrrrrrow.....rrrrr.......brrrrains....."
Origamisaurs
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Religion and Culture are Complicated
Whenever you read or hear phrases like "The Arab mind is...", substitute a similarly broad cultural group you are more familiar with. For example, "The Anglophone mind is..." Unless hedged with qualifications, could you confidently say much that was both useful and true?
If you can't, treat simple, unqualified statements about other cultures with suspicion.
Likewise, "Islamic ideology..."
Substitute "Christian ideology..."
I would hope, if you either are a Christian or know many, that you would respond that self-described Christians hold very diverse beliefs, and generalized statements without qualification should be made with caution.
I believe that Muslim belief is equally diverse.
If you can't, treat simple, unqualified statements about other cultures with suspicion.
Likewise, "Islamic ideology..."
Substitute "Christian ideology..."
I would hope, if you either are a Christian or know many, that you would respond that self-described Christians hold very diverse beliefs, and generalized statements without qualification should be made with caution.
I believe that Muslim belief is equally diverse.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Because Everything Goes Better with Ninjas
From Improv in Toronto
Imagine this. A single ninja, standing silently by himself. Beside him sits a sign urging people to fight. Walking along the pathway, you notice said ninja, the sign, and lastly a foam sword laying at your feet. You pick it up.
Seemingly from thin air, ninjas appear.
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