Sunday, February 01, 2009
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is scheduled for release April 15, 2009. But who can wait that long? Not I.
IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.
" My dear Mr Bennet," said his lady to him one day, " have you heard that Netherfield Park has been overrun by zombies ? "
Mr Bennet replied that he had not.