Monday, December 24, 2012

The Governess of Morpork

Walk wide of Susan Sto-Helit
A governess second to none
If you're under the bed
Or naughty undead
It's probably safest to run.

Walk wide of Susan Sto-Helit
Her poker is scary and long
If you bump in the night
Best stay out of her sight
Because frightening children is wrong.

Walk wide of Susan Sto-Helit
Her grandad's a difficult one
If you stay on to fight
And leave on the light
YOU'LL PROBABLY WISH THAT YOU'D RUN

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