The Boston Globe reports that Amy Bishop, accused of multiple killings at the University of Alabama, used to play D & D heavily in the 1980's.
A source reports. "I remember the time the party was meeting in a tavern, and the hobbit thief reached for the last booster seat, and Amy screamed "I am Dr. Bloodsword Deathsong!" and tried to hit him in the head. Fortunately, she rolled low. In retrospect, maybe we should have paid more attention to her actions at the time"