Mid-Century Modern Dream Homes of DEATH

Projectophile has a morbidly funny collection of the lavish opportunities Mid-Century Modern homes offered for children to plummet to their DEATH, alternating with opportunities to drown in the conveniently available reflecting pools or tumble into the blaze in the convenient open fireplace.

Do you do poison? Do you do staircases? Quite steep ones without a railing? Next to a water cascade from a reflecting pool so they are covered with slippery moss? Next to a steep drop with pointed rocks at the bottom? Could the fall kill a woman? Say, a 50 year old woman who looks LIKE THIS?